Mad Beach Bum

If there is a single group of people on this planet that I can live completely without, it has to be triathletes. No group is more self-centered, egotistical, and just overall dipshits to everyone else than them. I know my fair share of athletes, and it’s unanimous across the board that nobody, not even the pretty-boy cyclists, want to deal with them for even a fucking minute. The issues run deeper than just confidence in their skills. You get overly arrogant asses playing team sports like football and soccer. You get the prima donnas of baseball, and the stuck-up holier than though tennis players. It’s rare that you find an elite athlete that’s honestly humble, but it’s even rarer to find a triathlete that’s not a fucking dipshit in general. It may stem from them trying to be well-rounded and compete in three tough disciplines, but in all honesty, I…

Tags: Sports, Triathletes