Hahahaha… getting kicked out of school for shaving your head… that’s one of the most hilarious jokes I’d… huh? That actually happened? Let me dig my jaw out from China because it hit with such force it cracked through the fucking planet. Without reading anything into the story, this is already shaping up to be a classic bowl of polished shit used to play croquet with. Better have the tarts for the queen or you’ll be sorry.
Turns out she shaved her head to raise awareness (whatever the fuck that means) and money for cancer research. That’s probably one of the few reasons that even the most stuck-up pricks would allow someone to get away with murder, but not her school over hair. Damn zealous Catholics and their Janus-like speech. Like most groups, you tend to find two subsets of Catholics, those who don’t give a shit, and those who want…
Nov 10 2009
One hairy Catholic school system
Oct 26 2009
You can’t “realign” a back
I’m sick and tired of hearing people going to their chiropractor to get their back “realigned”. You’re not honing an edge on a knife. You’re not untwisting a clothes hanger. You’re not doing rock star movement #4. You can’t just realign a spine by pushing and pulling; you need surgery to do such a thing.
I’d be willing to wager that many who actually think their backs are being realigned believe in homeopathy too. How about healing stones while we’re at it? The general populous is full of ignorant dipshits I tell you. You can’t lick your back because your spine won’t let you. That’s just how the body works, and you can’t change it without some serious injury or force.
If you could actually realign a back through massage, then why don’t scoliosis patients have their problems treated with them? Answer me that one. They have seriously fucked up spines that…