Apparently the homophobic shit-storm really hit the lawnmower splattering onto the pink plastic flamingos in the redneck yards of Arkansas recently when somebody actually realized that not only did the dick sucking homophobes of Texas ban gay marriage, but also all marriages and all unions…period.
So here’s what the Texas constitution now says about marriage, ahem, and I quote from the good book, a letter from Idiocracious to Jackofius:
Sec. 32. MARRIAGE.
(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.
That seems reasonable enough right? Marriage is a union of man and wife; ok, makes sense. Then it says the state may not create any status similar to marriage. That’s interesting, so marriage is now outlawed in the state of Texas. Way to offer your…
Nov 20 2009
Everything’s are bigger in Texas, including idiots
Oct 16 2009
Letterman had sex‽ Gasp!
What someone does in the privacy of their home or on their own time is their own damn business. I’m seeing all over the magazines and news channels about David Letterman having affairs with all sorts of women who used to work for him. Healthy relationships can arise from boss and subordinate relationships, so chill the fuck off already. David Letterman had sex, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
What’s the real news on this story? Anyone care to wager a guess or six? It’s that some asshat tried to blackmail Letterman because he knew about the relationships. Blackmail, extortion, whatever you care to call it it’s still a first-rate crime. This is a clear example of the risk celebrities put themselves in just to do a job. In Letterman’s case, he’s a very low-profile person, so it makes it even harsher that someone would pull such a stunt on him….