So I’m seeing all across the news wire that Tiger Woods crashed. Big fucking deal. What I should be seeing on the news is the Russian train that was bombed that was carrying hundreds of dignitaries, politicians, elites where many of them were killed. You know, people of importance. If Tiger died in the car wreck, sure, it would make sense to be headlining everywhere, but nothing of consequence happened.
I’m damn tired of channel surfing this weekend and just seeing Tiger after Tiger after Tiger. Aren’t tigers endangered? Where the hell have all these come from? Here’s what I’d place money on. HIS WIFE IS PREGNANT AGAIN!!! Elin probably had some crazy midnight cravings like many pregnant women have, and he was heading out to pick something up like pickles and strawberry Häagen-Dazs ice-cream. It’s 2am, and most people aren’t like me and wired at all hours. He fell asleep…
Nov 30 2009