Oct 23 2009

Chilly Willy was seen making coffee, and now he’s in trouble

Category: Current Events — The Bum @ 4:38 pm

What someone does in the privacy of their own home is their own fucking business. I caught wind of some guy walking around naked in his own home, and then got arrested for indecent exposure because some lady was walking outside with her kid and saw his dick. It’s just a dick, and he’s in his home. Is he supposed to make sure every single window is mirrored from the outside, draped in curtains, blacked out, and boarded up before he can relax in his own home? What if he has a friend over for a little action, are they supposed to retreat into a panic room so the cops aren’t called? Is that lady so fucking stuck up and a prude that she’s never seen a dick before in her life? She sounds like the real-life female version of Ned Flanders. She was walking around with her fuck trophy,…

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