Apparently the homophobic shit-storm really hit the lawnmower splattering onto the pink plastic flamingos in the redneck yards of Arkansas recently when somebody actually realized that not only did the dick sucking homophobes of Texas ban gay marriage, but also all marriages and all unions…period.
So here’s what the Texas constitution now says about marriage, ahem, and I quote from the good book, a letter from Idiocracious to Jackofius:
Sec. 32. MARRIAGE.
(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.
That seems reasonable enough right? Marriage is a union of man and wife; ok, makes sense. Then it says the state may not create any status similar to marriage. That’s interesting, so marriage is now outlawed in the state of Texas. Way to offer your…
Nov 20 2009