Oct 25 2009

TLC: The Learning Channel, not Tender Loving Care

Category: TelevisionThe Bum @ 11:22 pm

What ever happened to The Learning Channel? I’m not talking about that station that’s masquerading under the acronyms TLC. I’m talking about the namesake. What ever happened to the station that would actually show something interesting to fucking watch? What ever happened to the station that was very honest about what it wanted to do, teach in an entertaining fashion? Stop acting like you’re The Learning Channel already, and go ahead and change your fucking name to The Lifetime Channel or The Little Children because that’s all you seem to be showing anyway. When did educational material become looked down upon? What bitch in a skirt decided to avoid math and science to push a housewife channel under the guise of TLC? Girls like interesting things too. It’s asshats like those in charge of this TLC station pushing bullshit…shit. Since TLC obviously has had a sex change, she’s the retarded…

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Oct 10 2009

Jon, Kate, Eight, Leave

Category: Pop CultureThe Bum @ 5:17 pm

I’ve had it with everything, everywhere being about Jon and Kate and their eight little fuck trophies. I’m seriously disturbed in how their surgically altered faces and bodies can grace the cover of magazines and get plastered all over the “news” channels like they mean something. Is there really that much demand for this kind of voyeurism? These people don’t qualify for what I call a celebrity; far from it actually. Celebrities use their faces and bodies to promote and sell something. What this couple has done was bring a camera crew into their home to pay the bills, bills that were required because Kate wanted every single embryo that was created at the fertility center used. I can only imagine what went though her mind when she learned fertility centers fertilize many eggs in case some don’t take. A greedy, ego-centric bitch doesn’t even cover it. “Wait, you’ve got…

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