I guess it’s time to draw the curtain and pop the champaign. I’m not always mad and angry, I’m really just flat out mad and fit to commit. I really am mad as a hatter for Halloween. I love how society goes completely bass-ackwards for a day or even the week prior. I love how it’s socially acceptable for hot girls to dress completely skankily in whatever they desire to be. Even fat chicks are welcome to join in, so long as the rolls don’t distract and it’s tasteful given the size. I’m not a fucking chubby-chaser; I mentally put a giant laughing man logo over you. I love walking around the streets looking at girls and imagining what they’d wear to a costume party. Would she be the kind of girl who just wears lingerie without any thought in the costume, or would she dress like the bitch slut…
Oct 31 2009
Corn should never be called candy… EVER!!!
So it’s Halloween time again, and I love every minute of it. There is one thing I absolutely fucking hate with a passion well beyond what most people would imagine. I fucking loathe candy corn and everything that revolves around it. I don’t know who came up with it, thought it was a good product to sell, thought it remotely tasted good, or even who thought it was a brilliant idea to put “candy” next to “corn” for the product name. I don’t know many things, but this is one product that shouldn’t be around any longer. I think the only reason it’s still in production is because it’s such a horrible product. I think it’s sold by sadists torturing kids. The kids eat it, vomit, and then go suck a dick to get the taste out of their mouths. Damn pedophiles using candy corn to tempt kids into bad…