Turns out she shaved her head to raise awareness (whatever the fuck that means) and money for cancer research. That’s probably one of the few reasons that even the most stuck-up pricks would allow someone to get away with murder, but not her school over hair. Damn zealous Catholics and their Janus-like speech. Like most groups, you tend to find two subsets of Catholics, those who don’t give a shit, and those who want you to burn at the stake for not agreeing with them. Unfortunately in this rapage, we have to deal with the group of people who need to realize that there’s a world outside of their minds and it doesn’t revolve around them. Telling someone not to come back to school until their hair grows back makes as much sense as telling a marine to pull his dick out of a sailor’s ass while on shore leave. It’ll happen eventually, but accomplishes nothing.

I really wonder what the school would do to a cancer patient; tell them they can’t come back to school until their hair grows back after chemotherapy treatment? How about someone with alopecia universalis? They’d never have a chance in hell at attaining a degree because they’re as bald as you can get. This “rule” of theirs was probably instituted to combat skin-heads or some shit, and like most rules, is applied across the board and made entirely useless, becoming a joke on its own.

To the people in charge of the school who made the decision to ban the girl because of her hair, you’re not helping anybody. On the contrary, you’re making yourselves a laughing stock to the entire world. Go say seven Hail Marys and two-hundred-ninety-seven-thousand-four-hundred-eighty-two Our Fathers for penance and get back with us sane people to see what you’ve missed.