Mad Beach Bum

Hahahaha… getting kicked out of school for shaving your head… that’s one of the most hilarious jokes I’d… huh? That actually happened? Let me dig my jaw out from China because it hit with such force it cracked through the fucking planet. Without reading anything into the story, this is already shaping up to be a classic bowl of polished shit used to play croquet with. Better have the tarts for the queen or you’ll be sorry. Turns out she shaved her head to raise awareness (whatever the fuck that means) and money for cancer research. That’s probably one of the few reasons that even the most stuck-up pricks would allow someone to get away with murder, but not her school over hair. Damn zealous Catholics and their Janus-like speech. Like most groups, you tend to find two subsets of Catholics, those who don’t give a shit, and those who…

Tags: Hair, School, Stupidity