Oct 19 2009

Big, dumb, slobbering mess of a dog

Category: Everyday Topics — The Bum @ 11:31 pm

So what say you, cats or dogs? Dogs? Ok, big or little? Big? Ok, smart or dumb? Dumb? Ok, how about drooling and slobbering, care to desire that as well? Yes? Oh boy, do I have a medal just in store for you. I believe it’s called the “Seriously, what the fuck are you smoking” award. Yeah, it’s the second most prestigious award in the world behind the Darwin Awards; just ahead of the Golden Raspberry Awards. Sometimes I just want to get inside the mind of someone who purposefully acquired a big, dumb, slobbering mess of a dog, just to see if they have any sense in there. If they do, I’d love to lobotomize their noodles until someone feels the need to go all Chief Bromden on their ass. The eternal question has always been, “cat or dog?” Why hasn’t anyone actually looked at the real question? That…

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