I keep time, and I knowingly show up late because nobody knows what the fuck to do with time. Even the people in charge can’t make up their fucking mind about what time it is, and when they do, they change it. Then after all the countries of the fucking world decide to change their time at the same instant, we, the states united, say “Fuck you!” to the world and change everything up again. I fucking hate “daylight saving time” with a fucking passion if you haven’t already caught on. It serves no purpose, and here’s a big “Fuck you!” to all those trying to say it does; it doesn’t.
“It gives us more daylight in the day.”
Uh, no it doesn’t. I don’t remember the sun or earth to follow man’s mandates. Just wake the fuck up sooner if you want so much daylight.
“It saves energy by allowing lights to…
Nov 01 2009