Oct 31 2009

I’m mad as a hatter

Category: Everyday TopicsThe Bum @ 11:11 pm

I guess it’s time to draw the curtain and pop the champaign. I’m not always mad and angry, I’m really just flat out mad and fit to commit. I really am mad as a hatter for Halloween. I love how society goes completely bass-ackwards for a day or even the week prior. I love how it’s socially acceptable for hot girls to dress completely skankily in whatever they desire to be. Even fat chicks are welcome to join in, so long as the rolls don’t distract and it’s tasteful given the size. I’m not a fucking chubby-chaser; I mentally put a giant laughing man logo over you.
I love walking around the streets looking at girls and imagining what they’d wear to a costume party. Would she be the kind of girl who just wears lingerie without any thought in the costume, or would she dress like the bitch slut she…

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