Oct 27 2009

Let me eat mor chikin already

Category: Food and Drink — The Bum @ 10:27 am

Why must one of the best fast-food chains not be available when I need it? That’s just mean and I don’t fucking appreciate it. Every single time I get a craving for something on their menu, I always have to quickly check the calendar to see if they’re open. I really get pissed off when I’m craving a chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A only to find out it’s Sunday and they’re not fucking open. Why the fuck do you make such good chicken orders, yet not let me buy it? That’s the definition of cruel and inhumane punishment. The place is more of a cock tease than one girl I was with who gently pulled down my pants and gave me a gentle kiss down there, only to say, “we’ll revisit this tomorrow”. Fuck it all! When I’m able to pitch denim, I really want that itch scratched. I don’t care…

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