Oct 31 2009

Corn should never be called candy… EVER!!!

Category: Everyday Topics,Food and Drink — The Bum @ 7:47 pm

So it’s Halloween time again, and I love every minute of it. There is one thing I absolutely fucking hate with a passion well beyond what most people would imagine. I fucking loathe candy corn and everything that revolves around it. I don’t know who came up with it, thought it was a good product to sell, thought it remotely tasted good, or even who thought it was a brilliant idea to put “candy” next to “corn” for the product name. I don’t know many things, but this is one product that shouldn’t be around any longer. I think the only reason it’s still in production is because it’s such a horrible product. I think it’s sold by sadists torturing kids. The kids eat it, vomit, and then go suck a dick to get the taste out of their mouths. Damn pedophiles using candy corn to tempt kids into bad…

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