Oct 23 2009

You body is not a car; get on the sidewalk

Category: Everyday Topics — The Bum @ 7:11 pm

So I’m driving home today, and it’s dusk. The street lights haven’t turned on, but in a heavily wooded neighborhood, the shadows make it seem like night anyway. The headlights are on, and I see a very cautious bike rider on the sidewalk. They’re wearing a helmet like Lord Dark Helmet from Spaceballs. It was completely massive, and quite humorous. They actually looked retarded wearing all the reflective tape, vest, white shirt, massive helmet, and stayed on the sidewalk too. This was all fun until I nearly ran the fuck over a runner that was dressed in solid black, and running in the road. Your fucking ass is not a car; get the fuck on the sidewalk where you’re supposed to be. I’m aware there are some laws somewhere about bikes on a sidewalk, but I prefer to ride mine on a sidewalk for my own safety. I run and…

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