So it’s Halloween time again, and I love every minute of it. There is one thing I absolutely fucking hate with a passion well beyond what most people would imagine. I fucking loathe candy corn and everything that revolves around it. I don’t know who came up with it, thought it was a good product to sell, thought it remotely tasted good, or even who thought it was a brilliant idea to put “candy” next to “corn” for the product name. I don’t know many things, but this is one product that shouldn’t be around any longer. I think the only reason it’s still in production is because it’s such a horrible product. I think it’s sold by sadists torturing kids. The kids eat it, vomit, and then go suck a dick to get the taste out of their mouths. Damn pedophiles using candy corn to tempt kids into bad…
Oct 27 2009
Let me eat mor chikin already
Why must one of the best fast-food chains not be available when I need it? That’s just mean and I don’t fucking appreciate it. Every single time I get a craving for something on their menu, I always have to quickly check the calendar to see if they’re open. I really get pissed off when I’m craving a chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A only to find out it’s Sunday and they’re not fucking open. Why the fuck do you make such good chicken orders, yet not let me buy it? That’s the definition of cruel and inhumane punishment. The place is more of a cock tease than one girl I was with who gently pulled down my pants and gave me a gentle kiss down there, only to say, “we’ll revisit this tomorrow”. Fuck it all! When I’m able to pitch denim, I really want that itch scratched. I don’t care…
Oct 14 2009
I want my cane sugar in my drinks
I’m not some crazy nut about to go off on food and beverage companies for using high-fructose corn syrup as their primary sweetener to drive down costs because it’s “unnatural”. It’s a business decision, and a highly profitable move at that. It’s the reason for the whole “New Coke” fiasco from the 1980s. I am going off on them for trying to tell me that it tastes the same as cane sugar. To borrow an expression I’ve found from across the pond, bollocks! You fucking food and drink guys should go suck an egg for trying to force feed me the crap about there being no difference. I know the difference, I’ve tasted the difference, and y’all are full of shit. If I like cane sugar in my drinks like they used to be, give me that option. I’d like to order something from the manufacturer once in a while…