Hahahaha… getting kicked out of school for shaving your head… that’s one of the most hilarious jokes I’d… huh? That actually happened? Let me dig my jaw out from China because it hit with such force it cracked through the fucking planet. Without reading anything into the story, this is already shaping up to be a classic bowl of polished shit used to play croquet with. Better have the tarts for the queen or you’ll be sorry.
Turns out she shaved her head to raise awareness (whatever the fuck that means) and money for cancer research. That’s probably one of the few reasons that even the most stuck-up pricks would allow someone to get away with murder, but not her school over hair. Damn zealous Catholics and their Janus-like speech. Like most groups, you tend to find two subsets of Catholics, those who don’t give a shit, and those who want you to burn at the stake for not agreeing with them. Unfortunately in this rapage, we have to deal with the group of people who need to realize that there’s a world outside of their minds and it doesn’t revolve around them. Telling someone not to come back to school until their hair grows back makes as much sense as telling a marine to pull his dick out of a sailor’s ass while on shore leave. It’ll happen eventually, but accomplishes nothing.
I really wonder what the school would do to a cancer patient; tell them they can’t come back to school until their hair grows back after chemotherapy treatment? How about someone with alopecia universalis? They’d never have a chance in hell at attaining a degree because they’re as bald as you can get. This “rule” of theirs was probably instituted to combat skin-heads or some shit, and like most rules, is applied across the board and made entirely useless, becoming a joke on its own.
To the people in charge of the school who made the decision to ban the girl because of her hair, you’re not helping anybody. On the contrary, you’re making yourselves a laughing stock to the entire world. Go say seven Hail Marys and two-hundred-ninety-seven-thousand-four-hundred-eighty-two Our Fathers for penance and get back with us sane people to see what you’ve missed.
November 16th, 2009 2:00 pm
I went to Catholic school for 14 years and this really doesn’t surprise me all that much. In my grade school and junior high the girls couldn’t even paint their nails, wear jewelry, or earrings. WTF?! why do they care? At my high school and hair had to be cut above ear length or they told you not to come back until it was cut and at least once every month hey enforced it. They also wouldn’t allow you to wear any clothing that had a logo any larger than like the small polo pony etc. Once, I wore a polo shirt with a big pony and the dean of discipline told me to cover it up, change shirts, or go home. what was i supposed to cover it up with? my sweater that i wasn’t allowed to wear because it had a slightly large on it? Or maybe my coat that we weren’t allowed to wear? or maybe i should have taken off that shirt? no cant do that cause an undershirt has no collar. So really i had two choices find another shirt or go home. Why do they care about a logo on a shirt? at that point, there were only two people at the entire school that gave two shits about the clothes they wore me and this other kid. the fact is it is an all guys school and relatively speaking no one cares about the clothes other people wear? you cant even say that it makes people jealous or whatever bullshit excuses many private schools use for uniforms. its just ridiculous but i can sadly believe it.