Oct 17 2009

ET found his green card

Category: Current EventsThe Bum @ 6:49 pm

So someone creates a hilarious costume of an illegal alien; you know, ET, not Mexican. I’m so damn glad I’m not in southern California and have to listen to all the crap about illegal aliens this, and illegal aliens that. Oh wait, the entertainment industry is based in California…shit.

Why do people just assume that an illegal alien is Mexican? I know many illegal aliens whom are Russian, Turkish, Jamaican, Romanian, Chinese, Thai, or even Cuban. Why limit it to just Mexicans? I find that racist and very distasteful, mean-spirited, and ignorant of the fact that there are more countries than just Mexico and the USA. The company that made the hilarious costume is based in Wisconsin. You think they give two shits about Mexicans way the hell up there? All they want to do is club baby seals like Canada. They’re mocking those idiots in California putting up such a stink. They’re shoving the gruel down their throats, and the racists in California don’t like being force-fed crap. However, they would gladly cram their racist agenda down ours.

They’re looking at the big picture in life. There is no meaning to our existence, and if some alien beings came down and visited, they’d be illegal too right? Or is that special classification solely reserved for Mexicans? Regardless of what you think of it, it’s fucking hilarious. Humor in the English language revolves around puns and double meanings, and this takes double meanings to a whole new light. I can walk around in an orange jumpsuit with “Illegal Alien” printed on it, holding a green card without a mask and people would just look at me like I’m stupid. If I were Mexican, it would be hilarious. If I had a mask of an alien, it would be even more hilarious from the literal interpretation. Jokes are meant to be politically incorrect, and fuck off for trying to censor it by voicing disapproval. Look for the Aristocrats joke to see what I mean; learn to laugh.

I find it really disturbing that a racist group thinks that a costume company is singling them out over this. The audacity to believe that they are so damn important that ignoring all other countries of the world don’t qualify as alien to this country pisses me off. Want to make this about race? Stop pissing people off by proclaiming you get special treatment due to where you’re from and go through the proper channels. Don’t ask for a handout. Don’t ask for a fast track through whatever. Don’t ask for special accommodations just because you got lucky, or unlucky, and were born to parents in a certain location of the planet. Piss off, and look at yourselves long and hard in the mirror and think to yourself, “Have I lost all sense of humor?”

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