I’ve had it with everything, everywhere being about Jon and Kate and their eight little fuck trophies. I’m seriously disturbed in how their surgically altered faces and bodies can grace the cover of magazines and get plastered all over the “news” channels like they mean something. Is there really that much demand for this kind of voyeurism?
These people don’t qualify for what I call a celebrity; far from it actually. Celebrities use their faces and bodies to promote and sell something. What this couple has done was bring a camera crew into their home to pay the bills, bills that were required because Kate wanted every single embryo that was created at the fertility center used. I can only imagine what went though her mind when she learned fertility centers fertilize many eggs in case some don’t take. A greedy, ego-centric bitch doesn’t even cover it. “Wait, you’ve got more back there? Bring them out, and let’s party!”
I was introduced to their show early on, because where I live, Discovery and TLC are next to each other in the channel line-up, and Discovery still shows some decent educational stuff from time to time unlike THE LEARNING CHANNEL!!! I also like seeing the Mythbusters blow stuff up, but that’s the pyro in me speaking. I found it laughable at how this couple was going about their daily lives, with eight kids screaming, and a camera in their face. Sure, they were strapped for cash, and nearly every single family of their size begs and pleads for hand-outs. I saw the show as their way of collecting hand-outs. The more viewers, the more sympathetic people are watching and sending in donations. They’re just blatantly pimping out their kids, and collecting 100% of the returns.
I was pointed to the fact that Jon was quietly pissed at the entire situation by some friends as displayed during a classic skating bit where the family is skating in front of the house. Jon is skating with one of the kids, and when the kid stops, he keeps on going, and going, and going, and going. I can only speculate on what he was thinking. I couldn’t live with a bitch like Kate, and that’s only based on the persona she shows to her kids on her show. Jon needed to grow a fucking spine, let the balls drop, leave, and end the show. He finally did, and Miss Bitch throws shit every which way because she’s losing her income.
I’d really like to see some kind of honest investigation into the child labor laws that are clearly being violated with the continuous filming of the kids. It doesn’t matter if they’re just living their lives; someone’s getting paid for their work in front of the camera. If the work is deemed work, then overtime for a typical adult begins at 40hrs, or a few days filming for them. They also film on weekends and holidays, and late into the night, so I’m hard pressed at wondering if they’re not pushing 80 or 100 hours filmed in a week.
The tabloids and other news outlets need to drop this whole thing entirely; it’s annoying the fucking shit out of me to no end. Cover some real news, not some couple and their family dominated by a bitch from hell.
“Breaking news: the exclusive interview that Kate doesn’t want you to see. Tonight at 11.” Who gives a flying fuck off a short pier? I’d love to see a teaser saying they’ve got the exclusive video of them yanking off Kate’s strap-on and cramming it down her own throat.
So who’s to blame for this idiotic shit storm that’s blowing through? I’d wager that the key players are TLC, the “news” organizations, the tabloids, and every stinking person who thinks it’s “adorable” or whatever the definition of that word is, and of course Jon and Kate. So here’s what I’d like to say to each one of them respectfully; fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you… I’m out…